When lost,
STOP
And ask a
policeman the way
When strapped
You can make
out a cheque for cash
At a Bureau de
Change
Three days
before pay day
Always buy cheap umbrellas
A hypochondriac and a fitness fanatic should not go away together
Black bin
liners can come in handy
When moving in
a hurry
When a driver
asks you to navigate
As you
approach a roundabout
Be sure to
know the right Exit
Sex can be complicated with the recently widowed
Even a Chinese
takeaway
Leaves washing
up
Gripping television does not combine with a weak bladder
Try to be ten minutes early for funerals
Tubes going in
to someone on a hospital bed
Are nothing to
be afraid of
And need not
stop you from
Kissing their
forehead
Don’t let the sun come up on your wrath
The fatter you
are
The harder it
is
To pull up
your socks
Men living
alone over forty are more likely to have
A stroke
It’s more
difficult to tell someone
You love them
When they’re
gone
A cheese
sandwich before bed
Might give you
nightmares
When lost,
STOP
And ask a
policeman the way